Presented By CAR BOMB PRODUCTIONS
We'll talk about whatever happens to cross our minds this week. Pop Culture, movies, TV shows, games. We'll disagree about almost everything, especially music. This is the Car Bomb Podcast.
That's right, I said YOUR pants. It will make sense.
Ignore the part at the beginning where I say Jesse and I are going to be PG, let's just say, that didn't happen, at all.
Speed force.
Listen to Deepak's album here.
For the first time ever we have two guests at once, neither of whom were intending to drink, so we decided to try without alcohol and somehow manage to be less coherent.
This is part one because next week we also plan to have someone who doesn't drink. Don't worry, lots of drinking planned for episode 25.
Which clearly makes us a bundle of sticks.
New guest this week, Brent, who looks just like spiderman. We can't help ourselves and get into Lost a bit again but it's quite brief.
Keep in mind we each only had one beer, Yet all three of us (including a new guest) get loud and inappropriate, and Jesse forgets how to talk.
Join us this week as we welcome special guest James. Also Matt is here. Jesse knows too much about Power Rangers, Chris knows too much about Animorphs, Matt knows too much about One Piece, and James knows everything.
We started this episode intending to not talk about Marvel, that lasted all of....zero seconds. What can I say? We're nerds, and it's really a great time to be a nerd right now.
We also talk about Jesse's failed attempts at 24 hours of broadcasting but since it's for a good cause you should still donate here.
For a sober person Jesse sure got confused on the title of last weeks episode. At least it gave us this weeks title. We fixed his sobriety with a Shit-Disturber™©
That's about all I have to say because I can't even begin to imagine how to type out that sound effect. Just listen, you'll know the one I mean.
We don't even know how many Provinces our Country has.
The title is a reference to Final Fantasy and it's unnecessary sequels. We'll just crank out a couple more 13's then release a Car Bomb MMORPG that nobody plays. Kinda makes you appreciate Episodes 6, 7, and 8 right?
Joking aside, We finally got guest! Joe sits in with us and helps us reach the longest episode yet, and the most gaming heavy (which is where Final Fantasy comes in)
Joe mentions where Jesse works by accident and Jesse mentions where I work on purpose (he's an ass) causing more tedious editing. I deserve it I suppose.
Welcome to Episode 13, the first episode of Car Bomb Podcast with no Car Bombs. Joe bailed on us so we are once again without guest. Left to our own devices we talk about Batman for an hour, specifically episode 1 and 2 of Gotham, so it's rather spoiler heavy. Chris dresses in Drag, Jesse goes to Dairy Queen and we forget to introduce ourselves till the very end. Enjoy.
We don't spend a ton of time on Alice, but I do spend almost the entire episode trying to explain how Lewis Carroll coined not the word, but the current usage, of the word "Portmanteau" (which I've apparently been saying wrong my whole life). We do go Inception-levels deep into tangents upon tangents in this episode, including topics like, a Mock Turtle, a real turtles dick, and a dick that looks like a turtle. Jesse forgets to not mention the cars he drives at work (which causes me extra work censoring him) and, we learn not to fuck with a Chris.
That's a Mass Effect joke, and if you didn't get it you'll probably hate that we talk about Mass Effect for about a half hour in this episode. Don't worry though, we do cover other things as well, like how Jesse is bad at shoelaces. Anyway, I should go. (another Mass Effect joke)
I have some calibrations to do.
So, a title both relevant to the episode AND a gay joke, I like it. Also, not sure if I do this all the time and am just noticing it now but, honestly, the amount of times I say honestly just honestly makes me want to punch myself in the face.... Honestly.
No episode #10 this week, instead we live streamed & recorded five hours of us playing Outlast. Watch as we see: A fucking wizard, male genetalia, dismemberment, Shrek, Dr. Deadpool, Voldo, darkness, the inside of lockers & more! #2spooky
We also tried out Fibbage, a new game set around lying your ass off, however we couldn't get a group together. You can check that out here.
As you may have guessed from the title we spend the better part of the first half hour talking about Breaking Bad. Even though we both liked the show a lot we still manage to disagree, that's what makes it fun.
The rest of the episode is as off topic and disjointed as always.
Yeah, I'm naming this episode after a really small section of this episode but, seriously. Listening back after we recorded I actually cringed to hear myself confidently state that half of 72 is 46, then have Jesse agree without even thinking about it, then keep mentioning 46 again.
On another note, this gets nerdy eventually but it starts out being the grossest episode to date and by far. Enjoy!
Jesse talks a LOT about the Heavy Metal festival he recently attended. It's also by far our longest episode which I guess is bandwidth heavy? Ok that's a stretch. We talk a bit about the recent suicide of Robin Williams which is a heavy subject, and we also went back in time and accidentally ruined our parents' first meeting, putting our future selves in jeopardy. That's heavy, Doc!
I exaggerate slightly (as per usual) it's not that bad. We did however record the very next day after seeing Guardians of the Galaxy and despite our best efforts still manage to stray into spoiler territory. I'm going to blame Jesse.
We also reveal ignorance about the timelines in Lord of the Rings and Jesse reveals WAY too much knowledge about Eragon.